 OK folks! BIG news! We have finally secured a top flight commentator for this month's pictures. We managed to get hold of top footballer DAVID PECKHAM who is taking a rest between being transferred from Nags Head Athletic to the much more salubrious La Mancha Rovers for a transfer fee of an estimated £2.50 (and three litres of olive oil). It isn't often that such opportunities arise so we are proud to welcome David to the Trans-MISSION commentary team and wish him and his team the best on their assault of the West London Sunday Football League. |
| With 160 happy partygoers at July's Trans-MISSION, there was plenty of summer fun and madness going on, but thanks to our fully air-conditioned venue, everyone stayed cool! |
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'Ello! Blimey busy 'ere innit? It looks really exciting. I'm so excited to be offered this opportunity to show Linnikker 'ow to do a good job 'n' everything |
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Ooh, I likes that red hairstyle. I fink it might suit me to 'ave me hair like that. It'd be really exciting to have hair that matches the team strip 'n' everything, wunnit? |
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I tells you what, me, Vicky and Brookside should come to this club, I bet we could pick up some really exciting fashion tips 'cos everyone looks really, like fashionable, an everything |
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I recognises that bloke in the middle. Innit one of the Gruff bruvvers that plays for the Winchester Club. Him 'n' Terry use to 'ang around wiv that Arfur Daley 'n' get up to no good. Blimey, exciting to see someone you know! |
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'Ere Vicky, come and 'ave a look at this girl's red dress babe. It's one of them rubber jobs innit? I bet it would be really exciting if you had a dress like that. Ow! What was that for? I wasn't saying she dressed better than you, babe |
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Tell you what's really exciting: I mean there's lots of people smiling in these pictures innit? Either there's sumfink in the drinks or everyone is 'aving a really good time. Even Mike in the Nags Head never got 'em smiling like this place. |
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I remembers once when they made me wear high heels. The coach told me it was good for me calf muscles and I 'ad to spend a week in 5 inch stilettos. And do you know what? It was good for me muscles, but I can't 'elp but finking that they was 'aving a laugh at me, 'cos none of the rest of the team 'ad to do it |
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Thanks David. Here's hoping your move to La Mancha proves more beneficial for them than it did for us... |
So me job is done then. I bet Linnikker is impressed. Them big ears might be good for listenin' but I bet he never got to commentate on a club before! |
