 Phew! What a scorcher! Yes, temperatures in London reached a racy 29°C (thats 84°F in old money)
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 But in our lovely air-conditioned venue everyone stayed cool and as 160 of you partied the night away, the only thing that got hot was the dancing on the dancefloor to our sexy transgender DJs!
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 With the weather in London being unseasonable, many people were saying that it was global warming at work, so we invited top climatologist Professor Olaf Ingalot on the University of Tromsø in Norway to tell us a little more about the problem whilst also providing commentary for this month's photos...
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 Sø, here we åre then in London with temperåture high for season. Reason why skirting are sø short, no? |
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 OK, sø for reason of weathering hot for year, gulf stræam flowing from South like Latin America.
Girl here in the red has the idea good - latin dancing big disco, no? |
 Nëxt for taking warm air blowing from wårm seas in Caribbean.
Good for cøld drinks for keeping cool is right. |
 Sø: Ådding together of Gulf Stræam and Warm Air is making technically, Wärm Front.
I think here we have wärm smiles which must mean lots of good times åre being shared. |
 Now we need to tålk about Greenhouse gas - produced by big indüstries. These trap sunshine in clouds.
Can use big hoopy earrings for detector, so girl on left knows CO2 and Ozone count! |
 Now we have basic elements of Gløbal Wårming in bag. Am I going for too quickly før you?
Racy red dress like famous Chris De Burgh song, 'Auberge' - big hit in Norway here. |
 Ånd next we cønsider effects of Global Warming. Nøt everyone know this but in UK effect is for colder winters, but warmer summers!
Måybe we get Lara Croft on left here to sørt it out? |
 In Nørway, it will get wårmer all the time. We hope ice in Fjords does not mëlt, ør all the dinosåürs will wake up!
Could always collect ice and üse it for cooling drinks - Bacardi Breezer it løøks like to me. |
 Nøw you are big experts on Globål Warming. You can help by not driving big car and switch øff ünused lights.
Seems like nice club here, very many pretty girl! |
 Be good to envirønment and it will be good to yoü. Our mantra in Norway, very eco-friendly country!
Must be having a lot of fun for such big smiles! |
 Write to me at Üniversity if you want to come on three year course.
Hmm, looks like lots of spirits in bar, mine's an Aquavit! CHËËRS! |
